Thinking about your crush like
hello darkness my old friend
this is like the kinda photo you find on the ground in an abandoned hospital
"SIT LIKE A LADY"
when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table
how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”
video games don’t make us violent, lag does